so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good
When are we going to stop pretending everyone likes the same things?
oh my god who fucking cares
anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via fuck-benedict
Why is it Sam that ways gets aliments with sleep? Poor boy never gets to sleep, nightmares or Lucifer keep him awake!
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Except it was never an apple. No where in the bible says it was an apple. It was most likely a fig.